why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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