We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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