I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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