i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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