I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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