I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
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currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize