I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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