i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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