That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
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