In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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