It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
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Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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