no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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