he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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