normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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