we have pet lesbian snakes
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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