Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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