Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
