a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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