Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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