Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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