I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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