For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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