He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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