I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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