I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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