i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I have fence marks all over my body
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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