So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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