she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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