You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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