one two three fourrrrnication!
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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