I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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