90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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