Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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