I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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