just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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