do herpes really smell.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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