End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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