He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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