grandma shit on top of the toilet
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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