Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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