She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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