I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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