So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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