worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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