Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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