Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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