good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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