the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize