No stitches, just platelets and will power
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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