Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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