dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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