didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
My bed smells like the plague
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