I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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