At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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